Rare articles that make me want to stand on a chair and throw flowers.
Bravo, Stuart Jeffries, although this piece is about a third too long.
Also, you know what I’m bored of? I’m bored of middle-class pontificators referencing Situationism. It’s a useful analytical tool for any bedroom-bound fourteen-year-old Manics fan (hi!), but give it a rest now, you’re making it about as interesting as dubstep.
God I’m restless.
Velvet Coalmine 
I think I gave up reading the article about halfway through. ‘Downton Abbey: cliched, predictable and so poorly scripted that the acting cannot redeem it’ would have been sufficient. Sadly, according to the Guiness Book of Records, the show is the most critically rated TV show in the world.